lick my stick
  1. loveme-kylie said: Oh, more than life.

I know :)

  1. chloee-rose reblogged this from you and added:
    I would but, then I’d be lying.

Like, why are you so obsessed with me?

It’s 4 pm. Time to tell me how much you love me.

So I’m genuinely confused???

woahy-zooey:

I’ll join you, sweet thing.

Not until you let me in ;)

So I’m genuinely confused???
So I’m genuinely confused???
Wow not my fault you guys can’t have a little fun.

loveme-kylie:

brohugs:

watch your whore mouth shannon. i mean kyles. im in charge of you here dont make me call your mother. we all know what a crusty bitch she is.

Ahahaha. Dear God. If you tell my mother that I told you that your voice would give me nightmares, I don’t think it’d mean nearly as much as when I tell her that you called her a crusty bitch. 

Your mother knows I think she’s a psycho. Nothing new.

loveme-kylie:

brohugs:

Kyles shhhh. If you’re good, I’ll read you a bedtime story.

I don’t want you to read to me, your voice will give me nightmares.

watch your whore mouth shannon. i mean kyles. im in charge of you here dont make me call your mother. we all know what a crusty bitch she is.

kay guys well this island blows so ill give you a discount

you only have to give me 1.5 million if you wanna be in the same room as me.

go.